Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
So i saw that some people were following this blog and i wanted to tell you that my actual active blog is jacobyshaddixs-spoopy-buttblog.tumblr.com go follow that one i actually post things :)
Edit : alright i changed my user name back to jacobyshaddixsbuttblog bc it’s not Halloween anymore so go follow that one thanks ily all
i went to my friends dorm and I could hear all this grunting and screams of “yes, oh fuck yeah” and I was like what the FUCK its a WEDNESDAY MORNING and you are getting LAID so I went in there and my friend had just beaten her boyfriend in mario kart by 0.08 seconds so don’t trust everything you hear
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WALK IN THERE IF YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX
So I’m a teacher…
And one of my students (whom apparently is Tumblr famous) challenged me.
She said, “Alright. Create a text post and I will find it.”
Find this Gina T.
Cause of Death: Austin Carlile’s selfies